does anyone want to break the record for most users online?

[McMock]

I love pointing out the obvious, to people who obviously don't get it. Haha. Two times obvious in one sentence. That's so goddamn hilarious I think I blew a brainfuse here.

Who the fuck cares about the record? Do you think years from now, people will go: "hey, kid... look at that record there, on that there forum. Record was started by one brave guy called ernasty." They will not.

Do you remember who broke the last record? No you don't.

I can understand how you'd want to break this record, because ultimately, right... we shouldn't take things too seriously. It's fun, etc... But it is not. You are making a fool out of yourself by proposing this. Cool people do not care about such things. Any you want to be cool, don't you?

Don't you wanna be cool, ernasty?