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The Moxie Nerve Food Tonic
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: right behind you
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Aug 30th, 2004, 02:59 PM
I visit other countries all the time and I don't have a passport. Well. I have several, but none with my name on them. I mean, come on. Real, true, verifiable identification is asking for it.
No, wait, I have no money to travel.
No, I have money to travel, but I'll be damned if I'll spend a nickel on anything that isn't %100 american. USA! USA! USA!!
Did you know the French don't have a word for Entrepeneur?
If I leave america I'll get pinched by the internation tribunal at the hague for Crimes Against Humanity. No, wait, that's not me, that's Henry Kissinger.
You need a passport to leave the country? When did that start? My word is no longer good enough? Foreign bastards.
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