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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 02:39 AM        FUNNY JOKE
So, two old people are in a Nursing home, and the man tells the lady, "It's my birthday today. I bet you can't guess how old I am." Then the old lady says, "I bet I can. Drop your trousers." So the old man pulls down his pants and the old lady starts to feel and grop him, then after a few minutes she says, "You are 89." The old man replies, "Wow, how did you know that?" Then the woman says, "You told me yesterday."
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 02:46 AM       
LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG LMFAO WHAT A SICK OLD LADY
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 03:25 AM       
That wasn't funny at all. In fact it was quite the opposite of funny, that being unfunny.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 03:30 AM       
i'm pretty sure that JOKE is 89 years old
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 03:32 AM       
I thought it was funny I guess it's only funny on last comic standing. Ah, who the heck am I kidding, Spectre X never has anything nice to say. Even his avatar is mean.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 03:34 AM       
i'm pretty sure i read that joke in one of my dad's old playboys about 12 years ago, seriously
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 03:36 AM       
Hmm, cuz it was on Last Comic Standing last night as I mentioned earlier, and I almost suffocated when I heard it
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 03:38 AM       
WELL THE LAST COMICS STANDING HAVE SOME 'SPLAINING TO DO THEN
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 03:54 AM       
Jesus fucking cunt, you repeat jokes from LAST COMIC STANDING. You don't just WATCH Last Comic Standing, but you try to pass off material from it as your own. FUCK. You're like, the worst.

YOU ARE SO STUPID IT MAKES ME STUPID. FUCK OFF.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 03:57 AM       
I didn't try to pass it off as my own, you dipstick. I said "It was on last comic standing last night." STOP HATING ME CRAZY TOAST MAN
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 04:03 AM       
CRAZY TOAST MAN. HA HA HA. YOU ARE BEING BUDDY BUDDY WITH ME LIKE WE ARE BUDS OR SOMETHING. ISN'T THAT NICE. You remind me of BAD MR FROSTY, who did the same shit, treated people like they were what their avatar was. Are you going to sign Mr. Mockery's yearbook by saying "It would be great to have Mr. Mockery in heaven!" and insist everybody "Stay Cool!" everytime you leave the boards? PS BEFORE YOU SAY "WHOS BAD MR FROSTY" PLEASE USE COMMON SENSE AND TRY TO FIGURE OUT THAT PERHAPS I'M TALKING ABOUT SOMEBODY YOU DONT KNOW AND THESE REFERENCES I'M MAKING KIND OF EXPLAIN THEMSELVES OKAY THATNKS
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 04:05 AM       
GUYS remember when Bad Mr. Frosty left the boards and he made a new topic in every forum and was like "goodbye ravers," "good bye ska-fans!" etc then the got to like Loveline and was like "goodbye, lovers" "goodbye philosophers" "good bye buyers/sellers"
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 04:06 AM       
Wow, you are a mean son of a bitch
And I know who Bad Mr. Frosty is, I have read his Game reviews, he seems like an ok guy
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 04:07 AM       
omg you're him
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 04:11 AM       
Um, does my name SAY Bad Mr Frosty? Cunt
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 04:34 AM       
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So close...
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 04:35 AM       
I thought the daily show tonight was funny, cause of that one sentaor zell guy, he seriously verbally bitchslapped chris matthews from the republic national convention. what a crazy motherfucker.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 04:45 AM       
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 04:47 AM       
Yeah, I suppose that was kinda off topic.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 04:50 AM       
No, I liked where it was going Btw cool 3D sombrero.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 04:51 AM       
Yes, I hate mexicans, but I like their hats.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 04:53 AM       
Well, it's not really 3D, more like flash I guess.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 07:08 AM       
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 07:50 AM       
I just love when you're in a message board arguement with someone and they suddenly say "who's that in your avatar" or just compliment you on it. It's like you're having an arguement in real life and the other person suddenly asks you what your favorite movie is.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 08:39 AM       
i think bill and teds bogus journey is a great movie
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