The Official confession thread

[Father §p@z]

Originally Posted by mubert

I must confess, that one time, I pissed in the holy water, and Father Sp@z blessed himself in it for a couple of weeks, and I also nuck in vomit to his sandwich, and watched him eat it...Oh, and one time, Father Sp@z was walking his dog, and I took a dump, and told a police officer that his dog took it, and he got fined like 100 bucks.

I don't have a dog. AND HOW DARE YOU URINATE IN THE HOLY WATER