TO: TERRA
FROM: HELM
HI, TERRA, HERE'S ME AND SOME PICTURES XXX LUV,
I'M THE ONE ON THE LEFT UH I MEAN ON THE RIGHT FROM MY POV I MEAN OH MAN I'M SCREWING THIS UP I MEAN THE ONE KNEELING DOWN WITH THE DAZZLING SMILE I WANTED TO SHOW YOU I'M SMART BUT OH MAN CHARLIE FLASHBACKS, ONCE YOU GO TO 'NAM YOU NEVER ARE THE SAME YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN??/
HAAH ANYWAY TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS, I PREFER GOING 'WITHOUT' IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING BECAUSE THEM DAMN DESERTS ARE HOT AND BESIDES WE DON"T GET TO DO MUCH LAUNDRY THAT'S WHY THE SAY NO UNDIES IS 'GOING COMMANDO' HAHA DID YOU KNOW THAT BUT DON'T WORRY I'M A CLEAN KIND OF GUY ALL ABOUT THE CLEAN I MEAN OK DO YOU DO ANAL
ANYWAY, WRITE BACK TERRA PLZ OK THANKS BYE DID YOU KNOW I ONCE LIT UP A WHOLE CAR OF PAKISTANI CIVVIES AND I WAS THINKING 'MAN I HAVE AN ERECTION' HAHA TENTPANTS THEY CALLED ME WAR STORY I HOPE YOU LIKE 'EM CAUSE I GOT A LOT IF WE HOOK UP