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Old Sep 7th, 2004, 02:52 PM       
That's almost as funny and embarassing as that time where W didn't know what sovereighnity was.

Or that time he rode around in a campaign bus with "America Yes we can!" that was built in Canada.

Or that time he landed on an aircraft carrier and they had to turn the whole thing around so you couldn't see it was nowhere near Iraq.

Or that time he held up a whole turkey for the camera's that thanksgiving but it turned out it was a centerpiece and not even remotely like the meal his soldiers were getting.

Or that time our whole country got attacked and he just sat there for seven minutes with a kids book in his hands.

Or that time he said his administration said they had no connection at all with Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, except it turned out they had the same lawyer.

Or that time he said he barely knew Ken Lay even though Ken Lat was the single biggest individual donnor to his campaign.

Or that time he told the press they'd found the weapons of mass destruction when they hadn't.

Or that time he held a rally with an 'ask George Bush' theme, but the only people allowed in had to sign a paper that said they were George Bush Supporters.

Or that time when he said he was against legacy as a factor for college admission, even though the only reason he got into Yale was because he was a legacy.

Or that time he said America was safer. That was the funniest one I think.

One thing people running for President are sure to provide is kind of painful yocks when they do stupid, boneheaded shit that makes you cringe, like waving an assault weapon or dragging a whole country into a war on false pretenses or governing like you have a sweping mandate when you lost the popular election or whining like an underdog when your party controls the house, the senate, the presidency and the Supreme court. The antics of politicians are even funnier than when a mud slinging scumbag hack accuses a presidential candidate of having an affair with an intern when he has no evidence at all.
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