I very badly want to be chris peterson from "Get A Life" (both as a halloween costume and as a human being). Thats like my dream costume. But I don't have any friends here, and I don't think I ever will

so what would be the point
My beard type and my body type matches his perfectly (which isn't something really great to admit), and I'd just need to figure out how to do a bald head besides shaving it like that (I'm a pussy ;_

. I could just get a red and white striped shirt, some white tennis shoes, a bag to put newspapers in and I'm him
