Paparazzi

[HickMan]

OK IT'S ABOUT SOME GUY WHO BECOMES THE NEXT 'IT' MAN SO LIKE ALL THE PHOTOGRAPHERS TRY TO TAKE XPLICIT PHOTOS OF HIM IN HIS PERSONAL LIFE AND HE GETS MAD AND HE PUNCHES ONE OF THEM SO HE HAS TO GO TO ANGER MANAGEMENT WHICH IS TOTALLY UNFAIR AND SO THE PHOTOGRAPHERS ARE STILL TAKING PICTURES OF HIM WHEN HE'S DRIVING SO HE TRIES TO OUTRUN THEM BUT THEY GET IN A CRASH AND HIS WIFE AND SON ARE HURT AND HIS SON IS IN A COMA AND SO HE GETS ALL PO'D ABOUT STUFF AND HE RUNS INTO ONE OF THE PHOTOGRAPHERS AND THEN HE ACCIDENTLY HITS HIM WITH HIS SUV AND KNOCKS HIM OFF OF THE CLIFF SO NOW THERE ARE ONLY THREE LEFT SO HE KILLS TWO MORE AND TAKES THE OTHER ONE TO PRISON AND HIS SON GETS OUT OF THE COMA AND HE MAKES A SEQUEL TO HIS BLOCKBUSTER FILM CALLED SOMETHING GAY AND HE MAKES MORE MONEY AND HE LEARNS NOT TO F' WITH THE PAPPARAZI


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