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Old Sep 7th, 2004, 10:59 PM       
yeah, nobody would get within a close enough range of sports relative to that of that explosion. period.
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 07:32 PM       
Get out of my thread Mr mage. Go molest your dog or something.
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 09:37 PM       
yeah go have some sex with an animal
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 09:45 PM       
Jixby's available for this.
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 10:57 PM       
Terra, remember about that one rule, about you know, following a member and continually pestering him/her? Like Helm's ass did to me?
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 11:02 PM       
BUT IS IT A SIN?
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 11:02 PM       
no. Jixby does suck
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 11:05 PM       
STOP IT YOU FUCK
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 11:22 PM       
WERNT WE BUDDIES!!!?!?!?
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 11:33 PM       
today i had some sex with a kitten untill it died and then i prayed for forgiveness and cried myself to sleep
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 11:33 PM       
PS i pretended i was fucking terras vagina the whole time
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 11:34 PM       
dismembered vagina
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 11:36 PM       
just kidding that'd be gross
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 11:39 PM       
And with his string of moronic, yet sort of funny posts, the one and only Jixby Phillips reached 5000 posts.
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 11:42 PM       
oh my gosth too much information lol
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 11:47 PM       
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hmm, that says it
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 11:51 PM       
I shot both JR and Mr Burns.
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 11:51 PM       
Mubert, please start a topic asking for the best way to carve a jack-o-lantern, I have a really funny reply where i say okay first you write a letter to your family and then you put a knife in your neck and then you
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 11:54 PM       
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hmm, that says it

You could at least put the right screen name you untalented pile of shitbricks.
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 11:59 PM       
sorry, I forgot "1", write me a fucking letter wasting all of our time
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Old Sep 11th, 2004, 12:00 AM       
Earn a degree in 3 years in most cases, the ad says. In your case it will take 7.
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Old Sep 11th, 2004, 12:19 AM       
my sn is mubert9, not mubert 9, nor is it mubert981.
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Old Sep 11th, 2004, 12:26 AM       
Do you often find yourself IMing the wrong screen name when you're in the mood to talk?
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Old Sep 11th, 2004, 12:59 AM       
That reminds me of a funny story.
A few years back during the peak sun spot cycle which increased radion range on this planet, I owned a CB radio. Long story short, I met a girl who tried to give me her phone number. Due to the fact that 27.125 mzh (CB channel 14) was occupied by me, and a world full of psychos, she gave me her phone number in the form of an equation. The variables were things we had talked about over a period of two weeks which only we would know 100% of. Needless to say I fucked the math up and wound up having a three hour conversation WITH THE WRONG GIRL. I dialed the wrong number and never knew about it till the next day when she asked over the CB why I never called.
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Old Sep 11th, 2004, 01:32 AM       
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