I'm a Zombie!

[Rev. Danno]

Hey, as I mentioned before there is a cool web comic called Living with Zombies
Anyway, early on they had readers send in photos, and they could be Zombies... I am a zombie, and I die really cool!
I'm on pages 6-7 in the second issue...
All is well, still work at Nike, dating a cool girl, very little spare time, art projects galore...

[McMock]

Zombies are out. Hopping rice-vampires are in.
I denounce you as no longer cool.

Be gone off my forum, you zombie heathen!

[Dole]

Ha, thats cool Danno.

[the_dudefather]

they rock, make sure you use the right kind of rice / eggs to defeat them


*hop*

[Hobo Renee]

Danno! I'm leaving for Olympia in 7 days, one week, 168 hours. It's fabulous. Did you get the message I left on your answering machine as an Asian woman? Did you go to Esparto. Ahhh!

[Rev. Danno]

That was you? Call me when you get to the NW!!!
We so need to hang, I have a feeling you'd love to meet my friends, and my GF...
I can't wait, sent me your phone #

[Hobo Renee]

Oh yeah! I cannot wait. My message would have been perfect if my friends hadn't been laughing in the background. We kept on saying "so cheap, so cheap" for the next week.

[mubert]

Pff, who needs Washington. Come to Oregon, where it's nonstop parties and wild secks till the brink of...who the fuck am i kidding?!

[Hobo Renee]

Danno lives in Portland you dipshit.

[mubert]

I understand this...You said you were going to Olympia.

[Hobo Renee]

Originally Posted by mubert

Pff, who needs Washington. Come to Oregon, where it's nonstop parties and wild secks till the brink of...who the fuck am i kidding?!

Yeah, and Danno lives in Oregon. Hence there really are nonstop parties with wild secks, as you put it. Ta-da. I win.

[FartinMowler]

HObo rEnee/Reverand Dano and Rez have to be the most pompous boring fucks on this site. Really if you want to live in your own little world and exclude everyone then do it somewhere else.

[mubert]

HAHAHAHA OH SHIT

[Hobo Renee]

Okay Fartin. Rez and I are friends in real life, therefore we make self-referential comments. Get over it. Rog and Proto do it. Proto and Glow do it as well. Many of the vets are pretty familiar with each other outside of the boards and therefore make references to things in that great big ole real world of ours that others may not understand. I know that it's really hard to have people that don't like you and you have to take it out on everyone else, but there is a fucking reason that no one likes you. You are an annoying, unfunny, loser without anything better to do than respond to every post on the boards with some asshat remark. I'm sorry that you're too brain damaged to realize this. The reason that you don't have any inside jokes with people and no one makes posts directed towards you (at least in positive light) is due to your worthlessness on the boards.

As for Mubert. Please stop replying to every single fucking thing that I, or others, post on this board. I don't care that you live in Oregon, and you're in high school, and you want to get with the ladiez and they sell drugs at your high school. If you would like to impart something of merit upon the others on this board, please do so, but otherwise shut the fuck up. Instead of posting all of the goddamn time go get some new outfits and get a haircut. By the end of it all you will have realized that human interation isn't so difficult afterward and you'll rejoin us as an enlightened post-pubesent member of, as nerdy as this sounds, "internet society."

Oh yeah, by the way, don't take anything that I said personally. You knkow I luv you guyz fo reals' yeaahhha.

[mubert]

YUou should be telling Witty this. He has almost as many posts as me, and Ive been here longer.

[Hobo Renee]

Uh, nice way to change the subject. I am stunned by your veils of illusion. OMG. Yeah, call me when I get to the Northwest. You can TOTALLY hang out with Danno and I. We can come to school with you for show and tell.

[Jixby Phillips]

I love how all the awful people just point to each other and say "but HES worse than ME!!!!!!"

I don't care if every person on this board is worse than you. You are still horrible and you demand attention because of it. I know that's probably what you want, attention, but if we ignored you one of the other equally awful people would get buddy-buddy with you and you'd think that you were liked and maybe stick around longer. We have a better shot giving you attention, despite the fact that that's what you probably want.

[BAPE]

it is dog eat dog in the newb pile they all try to make each other look bad but they all look bad less posting more reading get a feel for the boards study the rules and guidelines dont end up another newbie number look what happened to sports there are many more and if you do i will see you in mock wars if you dare haha

[EisigerBiskuit]

I love how 'educated' people talk to 'morons' when theyre not having an intellegent conversation. Vice versa

[Anonymous]

It's like charging up for a super.

[mubert]

Fuck it, might as well listen to Bape, since he actually made the most sense out of every single person whose told me to do everything.

[Dole]

HObo rEnee/Reverand Dano and Rez have to be the most pompous boring fucks on this site. Really if you want to live in your own little world and exclude everyone then do it somewhere else.

What in fucks name are you on about Fartin?? Hobo and Danno don;t exactly flood the boards, and they are two of the least offensive people here. Stop whining.

[FartinMowler]

What in fucks name are you on about Fartin?? Hobo and Danno don;t exactly flood the boards, and they are two of the least offensive people here. Stop whining.

least offensive...meaning least interesting. Nerdy people trying to be hip by having a sub culture in a forum is goofy.

[mubert]

I really agree with Fartin. If you dont annoy people, youre not cool.

[ThisIsWitty]

Good God, Mubert. You truly are a wothless pile of shit. You know this, right? Right?!

You drag me into the conversation as some kind of scapegoat, as you clawi desperately for some reason to be accepted. Face it, jerk no one likes you. Most everyone here hates just about everyone else. Dragging me into this do lessen the 'negative attention' you're getting just goes to show how fucking pitiful you are. So what if I have more posts than you but you've been here longer? You're clearing that gap mighty quick, and pretty soon you'll be a a bigger waste of space than I am.