This week's Onion

[Jixby Phillips]

CynicalDave, I'd normally just laugh behind your back about how you just don't get it (and I pray you aren't a skillfully crafted subtle parody of annoying message board personalities, because boy wouldn't I look silly if you were... and if you are it's fucking genius, by the way), but I'll lay it down for you: I am mocking you. I am mocking your unintentional hilarity that exists in your intentional hilarity. Posting ugly pictures (especially ones from uglypeople.com) and saying things like "THIS IS YOU!" is completely unfunny and unoriginal.