Oh Chojin!

[glowbelly]

i was thinking that since i'm pregnant and all that you might want my extra tampons that i have lying around the house. i've got like 5 packages of them...are you interested?

oh and i was hoping that maybe you could come over so we could have a sleepover and slap each other with pillows in our underwear. i'll send brian out for the night, so it's just us girls.

[Anonymous]

Thanks for the offer, hon, but I only use pads... something about ramming a plastic test tube filled with cotton into my snatch just doesn't appeal to me...

Not a fan of underwear, either, but I take all comers in pillowfights, you hussy!

[EisigerBiskuit]

have fun?

[glowbelly]

ok! just checking! are there any other girls on the board who want dibs?

that means i get the bed! YOU JUST TRY TO GET ME OFF OF IT!! tee hee

kisssies you know i love you :o not like THAT

[ThisIsWitty]

You shouldn't be drinking while you're pregnant.

[Anonymous]

I don't know, I don't think that's safe while you're with-child. I wouldn't want to send you careening off the mattress, only to have you land on your stomach and fire baby matter out of your lady parts.

Plus, I load my pillowcases with nickles. ;<

[glowbelly]

you shouldn't be thinking well, ever.

[glowbelly]

oops, that last post was directed to this is witty...

you snuck in there didn't you choji-grrrrrrrrrl

i understand your concern, hon, but really. if i went by everything the doctor's said i wouldn't have any kind of fun.

maybe you're right, though...maybe we can just do each other's makeup/hair and think of names for the baby.

[Anonymous]

I haven't posted any pictures lately :< I need to get on the ball with that.

And don't tell me you're using that same flattening iron with the teeth on the end :< It feels like you're ripping out my will to live with that thing

[Anonymous]

Here, I found an old one, back when my flashy ring-thingies worked and my hair was still pink

[Helm]

I'd do her. Drunk enough. Yup.

[glowbelly]

hahaha, oooohhh look how PREEEEEEEEEEETY you are!!

you are so lucky that you can still dye your hair. mine's stuck in drab acorny brown mode

what color is yours now?

and HOW do you get your lips so shiny?

[Mockery]

Chojin, next time you come over, please douche beforehand. DAMN GIRL!

[Anonymous]

Very funny, you cock

It's a red/blood orange right now since I haven't had it dyed recently. But I'm probably going to go back to my natural color or darker and put streaks in.

[Dr. V]

Wait a minute, Chojin's a chick?

[Skulhedface]

Yes she is. Do you suddenly feel very attracted to her?

[Anonymous]

THINK OF ALL THE WASTED TIME YOU COULD HAVE SPENT MASTURBATING! :lamenting

[mubert]

Scuse me, but Im the cool one here.

[Crying Baby Jesus]

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Originally Posted by Dr. Volshurawitz

Wait a minute, Chojin's a chick?

a chick named Eric....

[Skulhedface]

Way to go, all you're going to do is confuse the poor Dr. even more.

[ernasty10050]

chojin's a chick...

that would explain why i felt the need to post a million times and piss her off!

i knew it all along on the inside

i'm such a failure.

[Carnivore]

Chojin's a chick with a dick.

[kellychaos]

I would SO like to donkey punch that Chojin chick.

[MLE]

you stay away from my girl