Good Evening, Iraq!

[Scorn the Terrible]

With his fingers crossed behind his back, of course. I've since learned not to believe a single word Bush, nay, any president says. The government is made up of liars, thieves, crooks, and all manners of corrupt men and women whose only focus is to gain more influence over the country.

And so it shall be, unfortunately, for all time. A dissolution of the government shall not work, for still more thieves and crooks and liars would take their "rightful" places as our leaders. Voting in a good, honest man or woman shall not work either, for even if this mythical person remains untainted, the others are still as rotten as a carcass buried beneath garbage. The best that we, as a nation, may hope for is that we elect enough "good" representitives to push back the tide of total fascism for another four-to-eight years.

By the way, I'm new. Good to meet all of you!