This week's Onion

[Anonymous]

And this is where you are mistaken, and purely by your own selective hearing, as it's been mentioned before.

Pay attention this time: WE DON'T HATE NEWBIES BECAUSE THEY ARE NEWBIES. WE DO HATE STUPID PEOPLE. WE HATE MOST NEWBIES BECAUSE THEY ARE STUPID PEOPLE. IT'S LIKE SQUARES AND RECTANGLES. YOU ARE A STUPID PERSON. THEREFORE WE HATE YOU.

There have been PLENTY of newbies that have been accepted, obviously, since there are people on the goddamn message board to begin with for you to annoy. Most newbies, even though they are stupid, have the decency to not post if they're not going to say anything interesting.

This is not the 'newbie beatdown,' this is me representing the board in telling you to go away because you are not interesting at all, and negatively contribute. Go. Away. Awaye. Go away go away go away go away. Awaaaayyyy. Forever. Away.

Better yet, why don't you and all the hilarious friends you've accumulated since your arrival go make your OWN humor site and board and be hilarious there? Again, the only people here that like you are stupid people such as yourself. Trying to band together to bring about a 'new board order' won't work either. This and that has and have happened millions of times before. Just give up now, accept that you are stupid, and go away.