Confessing a Crush

[Helm]

You should tell him in person. Not being much of a talker will be something he's going to eventually come to terms with. You do not want to sell him on your literary prowess, what good will that do you? Besides, unless you write down something that starts with the words YOUR PENIS ENTERS MY VAGINA or whatever you're probably gonna lose the guy half-way through.

Tossing me a letter that read 'I have a crush on you omg omg don't look at me' and then running away would either look cute to me if I wanted you, or retarded if I didn't, so there's your chances.