Tuesday storytime and thread

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Once, when I asked if they had any sort of combos with multiple tacos for a large party of people, the lady working the drive through at Del Taco responded with, "What does 'multiple' mean?

She wasn't hispanic. Nor was she from a different country. She was just that dumb. At least non-native English speakers have a small excuse.

After getting over the shock of her question, my reply back to her was, "Uh... it means 'several.' Do you have any large party packs? That sort of thing?"

The word "several" confused her as well. There was a pause, and then a, "Um, no, we don't have none of that." Fucking double negatives would imply that they indeed did have party packs, but I wasn't going to waste my time explaining third grade grammar to a tard.