MY COMPLAINT

[Max - guess who?]

Originally Posted by FS

See, you answered your own question right there. But it's also cute how you like to think Max is obsessed with you when one takes your screenname into consideration.

Strange comment from a person that obviously doesn't understand the meaning of the word "hypocrisy". Would you be one of the "chaff" that Max referred to above?

Let me put it in simple terms that somebody as simple as you can almost understand -

My words prove nothing except YOUR inability to dicipher the nuances of the English language. I asked you which portions of my previous post could be considered as hypocrisy yet you chose to misunderstand that and choose a section of the current post (which also contained no hypocrisy).

See, for me to be a hypocrite, I would have had to have had an obsession with Max. Seeing as how HE INVITED ME HERE FOUR MONTHS AGO and I've only just taken him up on that offer, I would hardly call that an obsession or stalking (which you'll undoubtedly scream at me next). Are you with me so far, sparky?

Now, the nic. I've already explained that twice but, seing as how you have demonstrated a clear lack of comprehension skills, let us try once more with sentences adapted for somebody of your limited intellectual calibre - me have Evil Blood nic on Brawl Hall where me be flamer. Me come to this board. Me asked by Max. Me think that me not register here as Evil Blood and then me not have to flame morons. Me explain. FS moron not understand and need to be flamed. This hurt I much.

Has that managed to seep into your overflowing septic tank of a brain or would you like me to write it in crayon on an A2 sheet and stick it on the wall where you can gaze at it for hours, slowly dripping drool onto your shoes before it finally stamps itself, indelibly, on your corneas?

As for the homosexuality, your posting style is so weak that the "fag" insult is bound to be thrown at some point. For me to suggest that Max may be harboring latent homosexual urges is not hypocrisy given the fact that he posted several threads per day dedicated to Doomsday, followed him around Brawl Hall and then switched his attentions to me once Doom finally acknowldeged his existence. He also wrote a play in which the lead character, a man, has a severe obsession with Richard Dreyfus...another man. Now, all these points when added together would lead anybody with at least a rudimentary amount of intelligence to assume that Max might have latent tendencies. Of course, you, with your undeniably australopithecine intellect, just see the word "fag" flash in front of your eyes and caper around the forum like a gibbering idiot on speed. Go back to your little mud hut and amuse yourself by eating your own boogers - leave thought to those of us capable of it.