WTF? isn't this site run by a geek?

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I re-read my post as I thought someone who just happened to stumble upon it would(like pretty much everyone), and I realized it was pretty I-wish-I-was-so-spooky-and-evil sounding. This is why I'm holding a nationwide tour to all of your local libraries so I can read it aloud and answer some questions so hopefully there won't be anymore confusion about how it was supposed to come off. Remember to print out a copy so I can sign it, I wont have time to print off extras!