Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers

[Max - guess who?]

Bennett...there really is no beginning to your talent as a poster is there? You have to be the singularly most dull and dreary individual on this board. Your insistence on overdoing the LOL and inane little asides marks you as one of life's more banal and uninteresting experiences.

If you would like to hang yourself (although something tells me you'll even manage to fuck that up) just drop me a PM with your address and I'll be sure to Fed-Ex you a strong enough rope along with detailed, idiot-proof (although, sadly, probably not Bennett-proof) instructions on how best to go about it. In the meantime, how about you try and put a little effort into your posts instead of trying to win this year's Lame Award.

[Bennett]

This years "LAME AWARD" LOL
you sir, are scrumtelecsent!!!
OMG
Let me guess, you're the emcee!!!

Here's a hint, the LOL is something called sarcasm, used to point out how weak your retorts are. Perhaps I am as dull and dreary as you say, if so, I am utterly crushed by my inability as a poster (again sarcasm, see a pattern?). That may be while I've been on this new incarnation of this board for some time, but don't even have 200 posts... I actually read posts without replying to them (gasp). Perhaps you would've realized that I don't always... In fact up until my reply to you I've never used the LOL LOL OMG LMFAO bullshit if you had done some research yourself.

Me, I'll try to learn something from you, (<--sarcasm) here goes:
Take your weak-ass insults back to Dummyville.

[CynicalDave]

And when you get back to Dummyville, shove them straight up your rouddy poo, candy ass!

Hint: Sarcasm was involved with the making of this post

[Max - guess who?]

Originally Posted by Bennett

This years "LAME AWARD" LOL
you sir, are scrumtelecsent!!!
OMG
Let me guess, you're the emcee!!!

Do I have to wear baggy clothes, lots of jewelry, a hat with a shoe lace tying the top together and scratch my deck a lot?

Here's a hint, the LOL is something called sarcasm,

Here's an even bigger hint - you don't know how to use it, give it up. In your case, the LOL simply points to either incipient insanity or a desperate need for higher does of medication.

used to point out how weak your retorts are.

Mr. Pot, meet Mr. Kettle.

Perhaps I am as dull and dreary as you say

Oh, you are most assuredly so.

if so, I am utterly crushed by my inability as a poster (again sarcasm, see a pattern?).

The only pattern I can see is that of my bootprint on your forehead. HTH

That may be while I've been on this new incarnation of this board for some time, but don't even have 200 posts

Oh, do stop droning and get to the point, man!

... I actually read posts without replying to them (gasp).

(Steps back in amazement and nearly falls off Bennett's head) Wow...does that make you some kind of Ubermensch? Can I touch you?

Perhaps you would've realized that I don't always... In fact up until my reply to you I've never used the LOL LOL OMG LMFAO bullshit if you had done some research yourself.

In order to research you, you would have to be of some importance to me rather than the simple-minded, minor irritant which is your current status. I don't give a damn if you've never used LOL or LMFAO or even ROFLMAOPIP before - your use of it in your posts to me was indicative of a gimp who sees the name Brawl Hall thrown about and, rather than heed his own words and do some research, at which point he would have discovered that I'm here simply as a private individual rather than as a member of BH, descends into a red rage and decides to try and be funny...and fails miserably.

Me, I'll try to learn something from you, (<--sarcasm) here goes:
Take your weak-ass insults back to Dummyville.

Cupcake...perhaps you should get a plastic surgeon to put a spyhole in your stomach...that way, you won't have to take your head from up your own ass in order to see my boot fly up and bury itself in your cranium.

[Max - guess who?]

Originally Posted by CynicalDave

And when you get back to Dummyville, shove them straight up your rouddy poo, candy ass!

Hint: Sarcasm was involved with the making of this post

Oh, dear god...the cheering section has arrived complete with pom-poms, galloping acne and zoloft.

[Bennett]

The whole point of my posts was to point out how lame your attempts to rip on me were. The excessive LOL is sarcastic. If you can't understand that, then maybe you can waste another twenty minutes squeezing together a few paragraphs analyzing every word of this reply, all the while talking about your boot and various parts of my body (again very original).
Or maybe you could work on sarcasm as much as you've practiced using the "quote" button? You're very proficient at that, I commend you.

OMG SPYHOLE IN MY STOMACH LOL LOL

[Max - guess who?]

Originally Posted by Bennett

The whole point of my posts was to point out how lame your attempts to rip on me were. The excessive LOL is sarcastic.

No, bennett, the excessive LOL is banal and insipid, hence the Pot/Kettle/Black analogy. Bearing in mind the fact that you decided to take a pop at me first, don't you think you're being just the teensiest bit hypocritcal?

If you can't understand that, then maybe you can waste another twenty minutes squeezing together a few paragraphs analyzing every word of this reply

If it annoys you that much, I think I WILL do so. ..however, believe me, you're certainly not worth 20 minutes of my time.,

all the while talking about your boot and various parts of my body (again very original).

Well, seeing as how you have spent the last few posts whining like an old woman, PKB'ing your way along and indulging in some of the most ludicrous and demented bullshit (your word - not mine) of all time, I'd consider me bouncing your face off the curb to be a service to mankind - you should be thanking me, not whingeing.

Or maybe you could work on sarcasm as much as you've practiced using the "quote" button? You're very proficient at that, I commend you.

Perhaps you should try and work on your flaming skills - before we all fall asleep waiting for you to actually make a point. It might also help if you proof read first - you're now indulging in repetition. What happened...run out of inept sarcasm?

OMG SPYHOLE IN MY STOMACH LOL LOL

Gee, bennett, that was, like, the most amazing display of overdone lameness I've ever seen. Can you teach ME to be like YOU? *snerk*

[Matt Harty]

You talk too much :/

[Max - guess who?]

And you're a one line lamer. Was there a point to your lameness or were you simply being lame on general principle?

[sadie]

i hate to say it, but i agree with loafboy on this one.

[Max - guess who?]

LOAFBOY?!!?

[sadie]

doh.

[Bennett]

Oh I'm so sorry if I took a shot at you first, are you okay?

I'll give you one last hint, sorry that this isn't long enough for you to rant very long, but by repeating the same tactic to annoy someone... I think I did teach you to be like me.
LOL LOL OMG HE SAID *SNERK* LMFAO

and since you brought it up, isn't stuff like this what got your BH shut down?

Originally Posted by Max - guess who?

I'd consider me bouncing your face off the curb to be a service to mankind - you should be thanking me, not whingeing.

because I'm sure tough guys like you really put the fear of god into people.

[Matt Harty]

Originally Posted by Max - guess who?

LOAFBOY?!!?

Yeah, my avatar happens to be a loaf of bread... O_o

[Max - guess who?]

Originally Posted by Bennett

Oh I'm so sorry if I took a shot at you first, are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine - you missed by a mile...but thanks for asking all the same.

I'll give you one last hint

Gosh...should I feel privileged or something?

sorry that this isn't long enough for you to rant very long,

That's what YOU think, bub. I can turn a one line lame into a mini-series...it's a gift.

but by repeating the same tactic to annoy someone... I think I did teach you to be like me.

Not really. I wouldn't say you were annoying me in the slightest...all you were really doing was demonstrating that, whilst sarcasm might be considered the lowest form of wit, in actual fact, your idiotic use of childish repetition and insane gibberings would take that classification.

LOL LOL OMG HE SAID *SNERK* LMFAO

Point proven, I do believe.

and since you brought it up, isn't stuff like this what got your BH shut down?

We're not shut down, simply moving to a new server - the site will be back on Tuesday. However, what exactly has BH got to do with this? Like I keep saying, and you continually fail to comprehend, I'm here at the invitation of Max Burbank hence the fact that I'm not using my Evil Blood nic. I didn't particularly wish to get involved in any flame war but some people just couldn't hold back could they? They couldn't wait to see what developed and, instead, just stormed straight in there and made assumptions. I guess that, despite all your pretensions to the contrary, this site is no better and just as insecure as all others - why else would so many of you feel the need to launch a laughable offensive on me simply because I post on Brawl Hall? Worried that I might take your board away from you? Shame really, I came here simply to revisit an old sparring partner and to have a bit of a laugh but I guess that you feel I'm not allowed to do that?

because I'm sure tough guys like you really put the fear of god into people.

Word to the wise...this isn't Real Life...comments such as the above are simply troll bait...which you seemed to swallow quite readily.

[Max - guess who?]

Originally Posted by Matt Harty

Yeah, my avatar happens to be a loaf of bread... O_o

Okay...fair enough - I wasn't quite certain WHAT it was supposed to be...however, if I bought a loaf of bread that looked like that, I'd think very seriously about going to a different baker next time.

[Matt Harty]

Do you even go to a baker for your bread?

[Helm]

I've read lots of FB comics over the years, since my father is a collector of all sorts of comics, and I have to say I liked most of them.

[sadie]

to the long-winded one:
it's most certainly a curse. and i feel sad for you.

[Bennett]

Proving the point that you know nothing about the subject,
a PUN is the lowest form of wit.

You brought Brawl Hall into this, I wouldn't have known you were from there if you hadn't brought it up. So I'm sorry if you're reputation doesn't precede you as you might believe.

Just another thing you are wrong about.

TROLL BAIT OMG LOL LOL

[Max - guess who?]

Originally Posted by Matt Harty

Do you even go to a baker for your bread?

I do indeed...and if he ever sold me a loaf with eyes, ears and a nose, I'd happily kick him in the nads, steal his wallet and try to stuff one up his wife before he recovered.

[Max - guess who?]

Originally Posted by sadie

to the long-winded one:
it's most certainly a curse. and i feel sad for you.

No...it's most certainly a gift,,,if I were you, I'd save my sympathy for those folks who are dumb enough to wade through one of my posts - although, these are quite tame in comparison to some of my more stultifying epics.

[MrAdventure]

FAG

[Max - guess who?]

Originally Posted by Bennett

Proving the point that you know nothing about the subject,
a PUN is the lowest form of wit.

A pun is NO form of wit, thereby proving that YOU are still the lowest form.

You brought Brawl Hall into this, I wouldn't have known you were from there if you hadn't brought it up.

Actually, it was brought up on the "My Complaint" thread by several people...I would have thought that, as somebody who claims to read the posts here before replying, you would have realised that before now. That may be while I've been on this new incarnation of this board for some time, but don't even have 200 posts... I actually read posts without replying to them - those were your words...I guess that must have been one of the threads you haven't gotten around to reading yet?

So I'm sorry if you're reputation doesn't precede you as you might believe.

Just another thing you are wrong about.

Yes, that would bother me quite a bit...if I actually gave a fuck. Like I said, I'm here at Max's invitation and the whole point of this nic was so that my reputation DIDN'T precede me. Now, obviously, YOU'VE never heard of me because you're too busy reading all the posts (except for the ones that you manage to miss) here so you don't get about that much. I'm infamous at all the places that count (and several that don't) as far as my Evil Blood nic goes...and that does me just fine and dandy, thank you very much.

TROLL BAIT OMG LOL LOL

You can be as infantile as you like...you're STILL posting on this thread aren't you? THAT'S troll bait.

[Max - guess who?]

Originally Posted by MrAdventure

FAG

Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together and give it up for a most original and talented faglamer.