This thread is satire

[Jixby Phillips]

I AM NOT ACTUALLY A DANCING PEICE OF TOAST. IT IS JUST A PICTURE I USE ON THE INTERNET. WILLIE IS NOT ACTUALLY AN ANGRY EEK EMOTICON, YOU ARE NOT ACTUALLY RAY CHARLES. PLEASE STOP SAYING I AM A PEICE OF TOAST AS A MEANS TO "MOCK" OR MAKE FUN OF ME. YOU ARE ACTING LIKE FATHER SPAZ AND THAT IS NEVER A GOOD THING. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. YOU SUCK.