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Originally Posted by Father §p@z
What were the boards like before Mad Max?  |
Deadsville. The vets pretty much sucked the life out of here, began getting bored and then were going after each other, which was pathetic to watch. Bunch of half assed attempts to out limp each other dicks and some of them needed both hands to spread their cheeks for the others. Max came in here and wiped the forum with them and established "fucktard" and "fucktardettedom" which gave us all rank, file and definition. Again, the use of "one shot, one kill" tactics reestablished the forum and restored order. Mad Max is the ruler of the noob underworld and if you notice, there are a couple of vets that won't touch him. More than a couple-quite a few, in fact. Mad Max shows no favoritism and slaughters all of us with equal fervor and ease.
In short, Mad Max is our Savior and if your wise, you'll accept your place around here like the rest of us. Your tube of KY is on the counter, practice bending over and lay low, he's after bigger fish than us noobs but if we get in the way, it's our asses.
Welcome to Fucktardom!
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