Hi, Mad Max

[Terra]

The pinnacle of humiliation is beginning a thread to call Mad Max out and then resorting to posting to yourself. Max, as our Liege Lord of Underworld Noobism has cleverly seen through your plan. You may leave now through the exit on stage left while I divert the audience with more history of this incredible hero.

Back in the days of olde, we noobs had to suffer needlessly at the hands of the vets. These vets wiped out I-Mock land and after feeding upon themselves and finding that the meat was tasteless and bland from years of idle hunting, they sat in quiet upon the doorjams of I-Mock awaiting fresh, clean flesh. When a young, lean and agile noob crossed the threshold to enter the rich soil, they were eaten, sometimes before they could utter their first idiotic words. This continued on until the noobs, hungry for the fertile soil and blue skies of I-Mock flooded the gates and became too many for the vets to eat, creating balance and life once again to the land.

Yet there was still dis-easement as the vets singled out certain noobs to pick at on a daily basis. These noobs decided to split themselves off and create "characters" in order to divert the vets and create an area of rest and recuperation for themselves. The vets saw this and created "characters" as well in order to trick the wary noobs.

Mad Max saw this all from above and decided to create equanimity for all. He came forth and singlehandedly wiped the forum lands clean, Making sure that the vets would be confused and assfuck themselves while making sure that the more random, idiotic noobs wouldn't procreate, thereby making more senseless noobs. Mad Max established himself among the I-Mock lands and divies out justice for all of us.

Yea though creating little threads to call Max out might look friendly, he knows all and as you can see, FS had to leave the stage in shame. So let this be a warning to you vets. Do not try this again for Max will effectively ruin you by simply "being."

Hail to Mad Max.