IF YOU ARE GONNA BE STUPID....YOU GOTTA BE TOUGH!

[WINO]

and such a bright laddie you are indeed....lets see, the goat couldn't work sundays, the derelict was plucked for management training, and the chimp wouldn't work for such a poverty stricken wage.

this left you as the natural choice to hire...you being previously turned down for the jizz mopping job at the MANHOLE theatre (which was taken by the chimp).

clean that fucking table, then iron my drawers.