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Old Oct 12th, 2004, 09:43 PM        THIS 8 YEAR OLD ASKED ME OUT
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Old Oct 12th, 2004, 09:47 PM       
And this was online.

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Old Oct 12th, 2004, 09:50 PM       
No it was at the football game a while ago, LOL.
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Old Oct 12th, 2004, 10:16 PM       
She was just trying to get back at her boyfriend for stealing her gummi bears during recess the other day.
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Old Oct 13th, 2004, 08:42 AM       
My 14 year old next door neighbour wrote me a love letter last year.
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Old Oct 13th, 2004, 08:47 AM       
I don't go out with girls below 14
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Old Oct 13th, 2004, 10:03 AM       
"Don't ask, don't tell," right Matt?
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Old Oct 13th, 2004, 10:16 AM       
He just prefers older women ;<

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Old Oct 13th, 2004, 12:32 PM       
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Old Oct 13th, 2004, 07:03 PM       
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Old Oct 13th, 2004, 07:51 PM       
WAS SHE A VIRGIN
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Old Oct 14th, 2004, 01:19 AM       
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Old Oct 14th, 2004, 07:49 PM       
YOU SHOULDA FUCKED HER AND LEFT HER, OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK, SHELL LEARN NEXT TIME
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Old Oct 14th, 2004, 07:51 PM       
TOUCH HER BOOBS AND THEN PLAY IT COOL AND IF SHE NOTICES SAY "OH SORRY I WAS BRUSHING SOMETHING OFF YOUR SHIRT" BUT IF SHE DOESN'T NOTICE THEN GO "OMG THAT WAS COOL I'M SO AWSOME BOOBS ROCK" IN YOUR HEAD.
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Old Oct 14th, 2004, 07:56 PM       
does 8 year old girls have snagable boobs?
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Old Oct 14th, 2004, 09:27 PM       
U TELL ME JOHN Q PEDO
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Old Oct 16th, 2004, 02:40 PM       
i don't see the relevance unless you're older than ummm, 10 i guess

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