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Old Oct 19th, 2004, 11:29 PM        Chupacabra?
http://woai.com/news/local/story.asp...4-3C6F6C31975E

An ugly little Canid monster was shot in Texas recently, and it looks pretty flippin' bizarre. Chupacabra, or malnourished, abused little doggie?
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Old Oct 19th, 2004, 11:39 PM       
Oh man... I want one of those... actually glad I live in Texas right now.....
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Old Oct 20th, 2004, 01:12 AM       
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"It's not a dog," she said. "I'd bet my lottery ticket on that."
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Old Oct 20th, 2004, 04:25 AM       
I have my money - or lottery ticket - set on it being a stray dog or descendant of stray dogs who caught some unfortunate disease, maybe a poisonous bite from something, and lived on for an uncannily long period after that.

Or, the first in a series of failed governmental experiments that will one day spawn a 50 ft kangaroo with laser-eyes.
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Old Oct 20th, 2004, 06:58 AM       
i remember when we found a dead monkey by the road, which was quite strange seeing as it was in the south of ireland, a normaly monkey free zone.

im willing to bet my losing scratch card that the chupacabra is a malformed wallaby of some kind
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Old Oct 21st, 2004, 12:07 AM       
WOW you guys certainly pick things up fast :oldfuckingnews
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Old Oct 21st, 2004, 12:54 AM       
yeah that story's all of THREE DAYS OLD
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Old Oct 21st, 2004, 09:54 AM       
they found another one yesterday. i don't have a link, but i heard it on the radio.
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Old Oct 21st, 2004, 07:47 PM       
I'm betting it's some sort of deer.
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Old Oct 21st, 2004, 08:08 PM       
no Its more canine than deer


Seriously this story is like a month old.

www.cryptozoology.com
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Old Oct 21st, 2004, 09:14 PM       
I dunno, never heard of this story before I saw this thread. Then again I never do pay attention to the dead mutant kangaroo blurbs on CNN.....guess it's because of the election year thing....
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Old Oct 21st, 2004, 10:44 PM       
Those pictures are too damn small to give us any idea as to what the hell it is, but my first impression is sick, malnourished little doggie.
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Old Oct 21st, 2004, 11:31 PM       
There aren't any goats in texas..
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Old Oct 21st, 2004, 11:37 PM       
I use to have a couple of goats, but that was back when I lived in the hick part of Texas.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 02:36 AM       
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no Its more canine than deer


Seriously this story is like a month old.

www.cryptozoology.com
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WOAI Tv in San Antonio Texas reports that another creature that looks like the "Elmendorf Beast" was killed in Angelina County last Friday. Animal experts are scratching their heads asking "what is it?".
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then why the fuck do all the dates on all the stories say that it's a WEEK assface
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 03:18 AM       
Cause he read the forum topic, and jumped to conclusions without actually doing any damn thing himself, like clicking on the link.
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