Drunk drivers have a new enemy...

[Sacks]

I was eating some popcorn and reading this. It was really good popcorn, I bought it from the boy scouts. That's right, this popcorn was for a good cause, and you know what you anime people did? You ruined it, YOU RUINED MY GOOD CAUSE POPCORN. Don't fret too much though, anime jerks, because the mothers helped ruin my popcorn too. Why can't you jerkbags just start up "People Against Drunk Drivers" or "The Drunk Driving Is Lame Club". WHY must you divide a nation that is already divided too much as it is?! You people are bastards! Dirty rotten bastards who aren't in it for the kids, or the old ladies who get nailed by cars everyday. No! You just want to be seen! You want attention! Why the hell else would have stumbled across this forum? CLEARLY YOU WERE LOOKING FOR MENTION OF YOUR LITTLE CLUB! You selfish bag of dumb!