NEW MINIMOCK: "BUSCH GARDENS HOWL-O-SCREAM!"

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Dear Max,

I am an aerobics instructor...not gay...but the subject of much speculation. Thus the "somewhat gay" remark.

More butch than Richard Simmons,

Cosmo

P.S. Aerobics are only gay if performed properly.....or in leg warmers.