Welcome to the forum weirdie. As you can see we are all a bunch of fun loving palookas around here. Never you mind some of this dribble, very soon our fearless-gestapo-type-police man-leader-in-a-sorta-authoritative-manner-for-the-ever-busy-big-cheese-man will get off his lazy ass and hurl this thread over to Mock Wars where it truly needs to blossom. More important threads than this have gone this route and its really important to keep the riff raff down, you see. You'll understand all of this soon.
I and my merry band of "uppity cunts" will contact you directly.
Carry on and continue doing your thing.