Little Red Riding Hood for grown ups

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They could call it "the little cat that called people sluts" and just have it be a picture book of the cat in all kinds of situations, with a balloon saying "slut!". Like, an old woman is feeling up tomatoes at the grocery store. Or a little boy is hiding a Victoria's Secret catalogue under his matrass.

When I was little, my dad used to occasionally read fairytales from a pretty old book we had to me and my brother and sister. In the story of Cinderella, one sister cuts off her heel to fit into the glass slipper, and the other cuts off her toes.