I found a park with a skate pool in it. I thought maybe I could pull some tricks with my bike. Instead, I just went flying out of the pool and landed on some guy's head. Neat trick.
I went into a pool of a different kind; One with water. My bike sank to the bottom, while I hopped back out. I dove in again, and my game froze.
I reloaded, killed some people, went back to the bar, lost at pool again, killed the guy again. I discovered a delightful video game, where you're a bee collecting flowers while avoiding thorns. I think the next GTA game should be nothing but this. The bee game music is better than the whole radio soundtrack. Oh, and I lost my Uzi.
By cycling stat is now maxed out. You've never seen someone bunnyhop like me.
Ryder gave me a mission, to go get a haircut. The barber cut off my pubes and glued them onto my face, so now I have a beard. Damn, I'm smooth. We then went to eat pizza, but the cashier doesn't like black people. He fired a shotgun at us. Well, I'll never eat THERE again. OK, that's not true.
I'm lost. I just see a bunch of empty road and dirt trails that lead up into the hills and woods. I just saw a thing about that movie Deliverance, so I'm scared of woods.
OK, I'm out now.
I found a tattoo parlor, but I could only get a gun picture. I wanted a flower on my lower back, so I could be a fly honey. I went home and cried.
I found a club, and decided I'd do like 50 Cent would tell me to 10 years from now, and party in it. I found a rhythm game where you dance to Snoop Dogg songs. I did pretty good. I wonder if the game supports a DDR dance pad. Chojin would like that.
Sweet told me to spraypaint some gang signs. I tried to draw boobs, and he was none too pleased.
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