Cyborg monkeys now a reality.

[FS]

What they failed to note in the article was that during a demonstration, formerly renowned Monkeyologist Dr. Krautstuffer burst into the room shouting "WAIT! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING! THIS CYBERMONKEY TECHNOLOGY IS A CRIME AGAINST NATURE, THE WORLD IS NOT READY FOR IT!" and was then removed and stripped of his honorifics.

And how the cybermonkey will be transported to a maximum security zoo by a handsome, broody distrustful guy who's only doing this for the money, a beautiful woman with a dark secret from her past, and a non-descript black guy who cracks jokes about how white people are not like black people.