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Old Oct 31st, 2004, 01:01 PM        woe is me
I have neither a penis or a gun.
damn, that's depressing, and what's worse i cant even shoot myself!
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Old Oct 31st, 2004, 01:04 PM       
damn, that sould have been in the 'guns' thread. it has been too long since i posted.

it wouldnt let me edit either
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Old Oct 31st, 2004, 01:07 PM       
You can borrow my penis for a while. PM me your adress, and make sure to brush your teeth.
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Old Oct 31st, 2004, 01:08 PM       
ANYBODY CAN HAVE A PENIS OR A GUN ON HALLOWEEN, GEMMA.

ANYBODY!
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Old Oct 31st, 2004, 02:07 PM       
Penis is a state of mind and it's really easy to achieve. Gun? that's just property. Anybody can have property.

Now click those damn ruby slippers and ask for what you need, woman.

Happy Halloween.
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Old Oct 31st, 2004, 02:20 PM       
ha ha! sound advice guys!
if I had a web cam, you would see me sat here waiting for trick or treaters, with a loaded shotgun in one hand and my massive wang in the other.
halloween= the best.
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Old Nov 1st, 2004, 12:33 AM       
If your a male you dont exactly need a gun to shoot yourself in
the eye anyways....>drum/sysmbol<
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Old Nov 1st, 2004, 02:46 PM       
Well I don't have a pair of tits or a bean to flick. I don't have a gun either! Now I'm all depressed

I'd offer to share my cock, but it's already rented out.
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