So what's the deal with elves and shit?

[McMock]

Meh. Not ruining it. It wasn't a good joke at all so it was a ruin to behin with, but it just popped into my mind, and I don't want to discriminate any thoughts. (Read: I think even my shit smells like flowers)

So, carnivore, what do you really like about elves? Okay, they appeal to you, whatever... which things in specific do you like about them? Can you elaborate a bit, because I don't really know much about them. Why do they sing all the time? What do they do all day? What's up with them? Do elf guys have a vagina, like dwarf women have beards?