So what's the deal with elves and shit?

[McMock]

Hey, of course I don't think they're real. But with dwarves, they work all day in the mines, mining gold and making tunnels and shit like that. So they have a profession, so why shouldn't the elves have one too? I'm just asking because I want to learn more about them. I don't know anything about elves because I always forget their backgrounds. I want to know what you love about elves.