that is funny just like towel wait no wait southpark is stupid just like YOU!
And if you use proper grammer, then you won't make yourself sound like an ass and we'll actually understand whast you are saying.
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?
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