Recent interesting and HILARIOUS script sales

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I wholeheartedly agree, and "a hip hop/rap family" may be the most racist thing I have ever read. Of course they just mean poor black people, but it gives me a mental image of a whole family wearing MC Hammer outfits, pants and baseball caps on backwards, freestyling through breakfast.

"Espionage for Dummies" isn't far off either, though. HA HA MISTAKEN IDENTITY let me guess, he falls in love with a woman but fears she only loves him as a spy, then in the end he comes clean and alienates everyone but manages to do the best espionage the world has ever seen and wins everyone's hearts.

He-man by John Woo? Skeletor's going to be accompanied by flights of doves that dramatically rise up whenever he approaches He-Man? He-Man will jump off Battlecat for a slowmo midair jump kick in Skeletor's face? Stinkor will use double-handed stink action?

I'm holding off judgement on Transformers, and Wolverine could be good, the rest just sound like mistakes. Maybe the A-Team could work with a Charlie's Angels/Starsky & Hutch spin, but doubtful.