Why put testicles in harms way?

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Apostrophe is a greek word. There's nothing very remarkable about it. Basically, 'apo' stands for an ancient but pretty elaborate method of masturbation where a person takes a thin long stick and proceeds to beat on his penis in fast symmetrical strokes until an orgasm is achieved. 'Strophe' is just greek for 'turn' as in taking a turn in your life, possibly liquidating all funds and assets you have, joining a doomsday cult to which you proceed to give all said money and whatnot before agonizingly dying by the multiple gunshot wounds you've achieved to your own head because you bought too small a caliber of a gun.