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Originally Posted by kellychaos
Anyway, I grabbed a couple of day-old copies of the Free Press and commenced the annihilation. They didn't seem so sneaky, quick and spry as the usual summertime version. In fact, they seemed downright lethargic. They must go to the B model for the fall. The enemy was falling in staggering numbers as my grease-stained windows served as corpse-encrusted memorial of their perilous fight against the paper-fisted tyrant ... that's me, btw. Oh the carnage! Oh the humanity! Oh the window cleaing time that ensues. This can't be good for my karma. Oh well, at least I could use that day's newpapers to clean the windows.
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SEVEN IN ONE BLOW! SEVEN IN ONE BLOW!
(if you don't get the reference you had a deprived childhood)