SO THEN KELLYCHAOS WAS SHOVING A PICKLE INTO HIS ASS LIKE HE DID EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT. HE LOVED THE WAY THE WET PICKLE BRINE FELT IN HIS ASS. WHEN SUDDELY HE WONDERED...WHAT WOULD THE PICKLE TASTE LIKE AFTER IT HAD BEEN IN HIS ASS?
HE NEVER TRIED IT BEFORE, USUALLY HE THREW IT AWAY, BUT TONIGHT HE WAS FEELING ADVENTUROUS! KELLY TOOK THE PICKLE OUT SLOWLY, AND LOOKED AT IT. IT WAS ALL GREEN AND BROWN. THE SHIT SMELL WAS UNDENIABLE, ESPECIALLY SINCE KELLY NEVER MAKES THE EFFORT TO WIPE.
HE CLOSED HIS EYES AND BIT INTO IT AND A WHOLE NEW FLAVOR WAS OPENED UP TO HIM! IT TASTED LIKE AMBROSA! HE BEGAN SUCKING ON THE SHITTY PICKLE PRETENDING IT WAS A SHITTY DICK, UNTIL IT WAS CONSUMED.
KELLY STILL HUNGRY FOR THIS TASTE QUICKLY GRABBED THE REMAINING PICKLES FROM HIS FRIDGE AND BEGAN SHOVING THEM UP HIS ASS AND EATING THEM LIKE A FUCKING ASSEMBLY LINE MACHINE.
ONE HOUR LATER KELLY REALIZED THAT NEXT TIME HE SHOULD SLOW DOWN SINCE THAT WOULD SAVE A TRIP TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM AND NOT RESULT IN HAVING TO GET A PICKLE SURGICALLY REMOVED FROM HIS SHITTY ASSHOLE.
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