What kind of stupid question can I put here to get attention

[Terra]

Oh Helm, you piss poor pathetic fuck. All of this because I wouldn't have cyber sex with you??? Jesus, dude. Get over it and move on. I mean, really.

Shit, are you growing bored with your fucking cat's sand papery tongue on your ass rim all the time and you feel the need to take it out on me? Fine. Personally I welcome it as long as it takes away from the conundrum posts of the flotsam and jetsam that seem to have flooded the gates. But otherwise I think you need to seek help.

Or get another cat, you dumbass.