MARTIAL LAW DECLARED IN MOCK WARS

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

Originally Posted by WTF

Spacey,

You suffer from a disorder which renders the sufferer unable to curb his tongue when the others wish to talk.

If you cant make sense, shut up and let me speak to Fu.

Now you listen to me you fascist sausage.
I never had relations with that trash can. And no matter how many times you try to skull-fuck with me, you wont make me admit a single potato sponge. So I suggest you wiggle woggle winky wooky wacky woohoo your sweet patoot onto the 3rd moon of Jupiter.
Or else I am gonna open up a can of broccoli and okra.
And I swear by the NECRONOMICON, That it shall vanquish the dangling vaginal excretion known as gingivitis.