I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A BLACK GIRL

[CaptainBubba]

This is not advisable my friend. See, unbeknownst to most caucasian males, african women have no actual vagina. When in heat the black female instead produces a long needle-like coil from her cloaca, located where the genitals normally are, and inserts it into the males testicles whereupon the sperm is actually vaccumed out. In addition the coil carries a deadly toxin which incapacitates the male and the black female then feasts on the still living corpse of her mate.

I have done this twice and the orgasms were amazing, but truthfully I'd much prefer having sex with a monkey.