For all you people who wanted to AIM this girl...

[MetalMilitia]

I dont want any AOL products on my pc as a matter of principal.
I realise AIM does not require a subscription to AOL.

[Jixby Phillips]

u fag

[GADZOOKS]

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

I dont want any AOL products on my pc as a matter of principal.
I realise AIM does not require a subscription to AOL.

I bet it's the "America" part.

[The One and Only...]

I am over this. I just want to see how hilarious you guys can make the situation.

The really funny thing is, these girls tell me to leave me alone, but I'm not the one who ends up calling them. They call me, damn it!

[The One and Only...]

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

OAO: my god, are all the girls you know completely retarded?

Nah.

For example, I've met some girls through these two that aren't like that.

Also, I know a couple of junior girls who aren't insane either.

An example of a conversation with one of them.

Me: "So what are you doing this weekend? Going out with your boyfriend?"
Her: "No, I don't have a boyfriend."
Me: "You still don't have a boyfriend? I'm suprised."
Her: "Why?"
Me: "Because you're a pretty attractive girl."
Her: "Aw, thanks Jack."

Now, see, that's a simple, easy way to let a guy down. She obviously could tell where I was going, so she cut me off before I could get there.

[FS]

Originally Posted by The One and Only...

The really funny thing is, these girls tell me to leave me alone, but I'm not the one who ends up calling them. They call me, damn it!

To tell you to leave them alone?

[MetalMilitia]

Originally Posted by The One and Only...

Me: "So what are you doing this weekend? Going out with your boyfriend?"
Her: "No, I don't have a boyfriend."
Me: "You still don't have a boyfriend? I'm suprised."
Her: "Why?"
Me: "Because you're a pretty attractive girl."
Her: "Aw, thanks Jack."

wow, your smooth OAO. ( )

[McMock]

Man, you're REALLY bad at reading people, you know that? God damn!

[Helm]

Idiot. These were made up discussions so if you wanted to 'join in the fun' all you had to do would be to post your own made-up discussion. No AOL or AIM needed. Do you even read the other posts in a thread before you rush for the reply button?

[The One and Only...]

FS - No, they just bug me when they call me.

Basically, the whole thing follows a generic pattern. Marissa calls me or AIMs me and tell me to do something, promising something in return. Then, I, enjoying the hilarity of the situation, do it. Following this, Marissa calls me a loser, etc., and says that she was just joking. Then, I talk to her friend and her friend on AIM for a while, who eventually block me. Of course, the blocks are only temporary.

For example, yesterday Marissa called me so that I would tell her my sexual fantasy over the phone. I, like an Altzheimer's patient, do it after making her ask several times over. Then, after telling her twice (because the first time, I left out the oral sex part so she made me retell it all over again), she tells me "you're gross," etc. So, after she hangs up, I talk to Cortney online. Then, today, I AIM Cortney and she eventually blocks me. Now supposedly, the police are going to call me later today, so it might be that Marissa gets her male friends on the phone (the police) and calls me later tonight. Eventually, like always, I'll be unblocked again. Rinse, wash, repeat, at least until they get bored with me.

MM - Fuck you.

McMock - What the hell do you mean by that? I already know I don't have a chance in hell with Marissa. If you're talking about the other girl and think that I have a chance with her, well, it's possible, and honestly she's way more worth pursuing. She's definitely pretty, with long, sculpted legs and a pleasing, heart-shaped face. More importantly, she's mature, and yet takes life easy at the same time. She's actually rather comforting to be around. But I think I'm going on a tangent...

Helm - Duh. I know that the discussions posted by other people were made up. I was talking about joining in on the fun with me, in other words actually having conversations with these people.

[McMock]

OAO: when metalmilitia asked you if all the girls you knew were retarded you answered by giving examples of girls that you knew and that weren't retarded, as if he was being serious and needed to see proof. That struck me as a really strange answer but it's really none of my business. If that makes you happy then so be it.

[AChimp]

You're such a fag, OAO. Justify it as "enjoying the hilarity" all you want. You are still a huge fag.

[The One and Only...]

Chimp, I know you find me irresistable, but I just don't swing that way. You're just going to have to deal.

[Perndog]

More importantly, [a female high school junior] is mature

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[FS]

Christ, are you really comfortable in this situation? If you had any self-respect or maybe sense of reality, you'd ignore all of these girls that are just poking fun at a socially inept schoolmate. I don't know if you actually think you're somehow the puppet master in this spectacle, or you're just making your own descent into Stalkerville appear more harmless than it is, but neither is healthy.

These girls you talk about obviously don't respect you and seemingly don't like you. When someone keeps telling you how gross you are and that they want you to stay away from them, then turn around and call you up, they're baiting you. They're not struggling with their animal desires for your hot and gigantic manrod. What they probably want is for you to take things one step too far so they'll have an excuse to have their boyfriends beat you up or even call the actual cops on you and get you kicked from school or something. There's not many people more cruel than schoolmates.

The way you keep trying to justify your situation on here comes across as pretty desperate.

[AChimp]

FatSatan is more verbose than I, but his post can be summed up by the one I made above.

[Jixby Phillips]

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[Jixby Phillips]

Location: The Jungles of Borneo

[AChimp]

[Jixby Phillips]

i have more posts than you f*ck you

[The One and Only...]

FS - You just don't get it, do you?

I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Life sucks, life has always sucked, life will always suck while I am in highschool. Quite frankly, I would enjoy a little scrap anyway. At the very least, it would disrupt the monotonous nature of my life.

[MetalMilitia]

You just dont get it. You should care. These girls are just fucking with you and are actually allowing them to do it. You should have told them to go fuck themselves ages ago, atleast then they might not think you are a complete fag who will put up with their shit all the time.

[Perndog]

Originally Posted by The One and Only...

FS - You just don't get it, do you?

I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Life sucks, life has always sucked, life will always suck while I am in highschool. Quite frankly, I would enjoy a little scrap anyway. At the very least, it would disrupt the monotonous nature of my life.

:boo

[Perndog]

DAMN IT.

I meant:

The point, Jack, is that you are the loser in this scenario, in every imaginable way, in our eyes, and in the eyes of all of the stupid girls you keep mentioning.

[The One and Only...]

I did tell them to fuck off a while ago. Every once in a while, I still do. Didn't do much good, I guess.

I seriously need to stop caring. I'm in high school. What the hell does any of this matter? It doesn't. I need to talk to more people; get out more. In any case, I drastically need to change my life as it stands, because right now, it is shit.