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Old Mar 18th, 2003, 11:38 AM        BYE WISDOM TEETH :(
I just got my wisdom teeth pulled and I'm pissed

I was so out of it from the nitrus that I had no idea what was going on, which was just lovely. But it wore off really fast, and now I've been biting down on gauze pads for 2 hours hoping that I stop bleeding so I can take the goddamn things out.

And I have never had so much fucking novacaine. I can't feel my tongue. And I can't smoke for 48 hours. WTF?!

Fuck you bastards. I get to eat delicious yogurt the rest of the day
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Old Mar 18th, 2003, 11:44 AM       
did they give you the teeth afterwards?
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Old Mar 18th, 2003, 01:37 PM       
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did they give you the teeth afterwards?
I'd want mine, especially after the shit you have to go through.
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Old Mar 18th, 2003, 03:06 PM       
Way to go Les!! You're getting ever closer in your ultimate goal to be "Glory Hole #3".
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Old Mar 18th, 2003, 03:12 PM       
the first time i read it i thought of "baby teeth"
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Old Mar 18th, 2003, 03:41 PM       
oh my goodness!? You can't smoke? what the hell is wrong with everyone. Smoking is so good for you. YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT. IT'S LIKE WATER!
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Old Mar 18th, 2003, 03:42 PM       
Can't you just stick the cig in a nostril?
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Old Mar 18th, 2003, 03:42 PM       
what the hell are all of you except les waste and punkchicky talking about?
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Old Mar 18th, 2003, 03:44 PM       
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Old Mar 18th, 2003, 03:45 PM       
it'd be awesome to buy wisdown teeth on ebay until you could make a necklace.
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Old Mar 18th, 2003, 04:57 PM       
buy more nitrous!
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Old Mar 18th, 2003, 04:58 PM       
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Old Mar 18th, 2003, 06:42 PM       
In an attempt to get the bleeding the stop, I took some advice from the pamphlet they gave me about what not to do in the three days after oral surgery (lol). I wouldn't have taken this advice, except everyone seemed to think it was genius.

instead of gauze pads, I used tea packets on my bloody, gaping holes. I don't know why this would work, but when the tea bags broke and filled my entire, numbed mouth with tea dirt, it sure as hell didn't stop the bleeding.

But eventually I did stop bleeding, and I have been devouring caramel custard yogurt
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Old Mar 18th, 2003, 08:40 PM        Re: BYE WISDOM TEETH :(
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And I have never had so much fucking novacaine. I can't feel my tongue. And I can't smoke for 48 hours. WTF?!

Fuck you bastards. I get to eat delicious yogurt the rest of the day
Speaking from experience, if you are smart, you will wait longer than 48 hours. I waited two days, thought I was fine and took little baby puffs. I still got a dry socket. You cannot even imagine such pain. Honest. Do yourself a favor - nic fit and drive everyoine you know insane for three or four days, because the alternative is much, much worse.
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Old Mar 18th, 2003, 09:42 PM       
Yeah, but I don't smoke cigarettes.

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Old Mar 18th, 2003, 09:51 PM       
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Yeah, but I don't smoke cigarettes.

Lol. Ok, I failed to notice that. Don't do anything that involves the same suction action, though. Do not use straws, for example, for the next few days. It simply is not the risk of dry sockets.
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Old Mar 18th, 2003, 10:09 PM       
did you just get nitrous?
mine were impacted and called for 3 hours of surgery so i was knocked out. it was awesome, i didn't remember a thing
but afterwards when i started eating again i would always get shit stuck in the sockets, and tried so hard to get it out i broke the stitches. i'm still healing
do yourself a favor and get yourself an oral syringe, probably in the baby care section of the drug store, and fill it with warm salt water, then shoot it right in there
and DON'T GET ADDICTED TO THE VICODIN!!!!!! damn that sucks when you try to get off of that stuff
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Old Mar 18th, 2003, 11:13 PM       
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did you just get nitrous?
mine were impacted and called for 3 hours of surgery so i was knocked out. it was awesome, i didn't remember a thing
but afterwards when i started eating again i would always get shit stuck in the sockets, and tried so hard to get it out i broke the stitches. i'm still healing
do yourself a favor and get yourself an oral syringe, probably in the baby care section of the drug store, and fill it with warm salt water, then shoot it right in there
and DON'T GET ADDICTED TO THE VICODIN!!!!!! damn that sucks when you try to get off of that stuff

Whi in the hell did it take them three hours?! Mine were impacted, too, and my surgery lasted all of 30 minutes. I did not go under, though. And amazingly, it was almost fun. I was so cracked out on the gas, I didn't give a fuck what they were doing. Didn't even know they had started surgery when they had already removed a tooth.

God, everyone else got the good drugs. They gave me tylenol 3. Crapass tylenol 3.

I've noticed, btw, that quite a few posters are from the Detroit area. I find that odd.
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Old Mar 19th, 2003, 12:56 AM       
detroit area here too. I can relate to you with the gas aura, they gave me the full dose possible so i lost vision and started hearing colors and seeing sounds, it was awesome. i actually saw the pain when they started cutting me. i also then got vicodin and proceded to go through my weeks worth in like 4 days. taking 3 at a time is FUN.
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Old Mar 19th, 2003, 09:04 AM       
I SMARTER THAN ALL OF YOU BECAUSE I STILL HAVE MY ONLY 2 WISDOM TEETH
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