Let's see here. In what ways can we insult Fartin?
Hmm.. here's a pretty straightforward and classic one:
1.Fartin, your children's breasts do not count, you miserable pervert!
How about something a little more roundabout
:
2.What, the lawn mowering business pays well enough for you to get a different prostitute every other saturday?
Absurdist:
3.I bet all these breasts were GAY
Non-confrontational veiled insult:
4.Look, Fartin, I don't care how many "breast's" you've "touch", it's pretty clear you're a few cards short of a full house.
I-mockery quick irony when you have to run:
5.Great save on the chicken bit, there.
Mad Max:
6.Fartin, you fucktard
Hilariousness via repetition:
7.Fartin, you fucktard

(usually, just double post this for optimal effect)
I'll get back to you with more soon, ok? Ok.