Amber's Love advice..

[Helm]

Look here's a quick way to know if your woman is pissing on you. Before sex, make her go to the bathroom and pee all she has to pee. When she's done, tell her to clean up and come to bed. Put on some Barry White. Then take a gun and shoot her in the face. Proceed to brutally maim your genitals with a sharp bone fragment taken from her crushed cranium. Write dirty jokes on the walls with your blood, and then swallow a towel, or something.