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Old Nov 30th, 2004, 06:36 PM       
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Originally Posted by ziggytrix
Matthew 7:21 - Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
Well, duh. Do whatI tell you and I'll hook you up.

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Matthew 18:3 - And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.
This one is even more obvious. Have sex with priests (I'm going to hell)

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Matthew 19:23 - Then said Jesus unto his disciples, Verily I say unto you, That a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven.
Its not so much a condemenation of the rich as it is the materialistic.

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The Apostles Mark and Luke either didn't hear Jesus talk about requirements for entering Heaven, or thought it unimportant.
Mark was the shortest Gospel because he was trying to get a message of hope to the Chritians being fed to lions. Telling them who wasn't going to heaven probably wouldn't have been a big help to them.
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