213 things skippy is no longer allowed to do in the u.s.army

[ziggytrix]

I swear to God this sounds just like an old friend of mine who dropped out of college to join the army. His last name was Swartz, too.


58. The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we've all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid.