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Googlism for: dance dance revolution

I HAD TO TRIM IT DOWN, GUYS

dance dance revolution is fun and all (but give me molesting the family cat ANY DAY of the week)
dance dance revolution is rated "e" for everyone and is available at an srp of $29 (srp, of course, being an acronym for 'socially-retarded players.')
dance dance revolution is played by this (odoriferous, attention-starved ICP fan)
dance dance revolution is a great introduction to a truly unique series with incredibly addictive gameplay and a soundtrack that will have you humming for days (in order to get the quarters required to play. McClain can back me up on this one.)
dance dance revolution is a dancing game
dance dance revolution is a port of the outrageously popular arcade machine which has players match rhythm and choreography while following onscreen arrows for (-sexual favors from entranced, half-naked korean boys)
dance dance revolution is a frenzied dance exhibition to see if the player can move his feet quickly enough to hit all of the correct buttons (hahaha, 'frenzied dance exhibition.')
dance dance revolution is good for people who have never played dance dance (it's the revolution that helps to draw people in)
dance dance revolution is a popular coin (with no cash value)
dance dance revolution is a weird weird thing (LOL YOU'RE TELLING ME LOL)
dance dance revolution is the game to kill all other music games just because of the fact that it does a lot more than giving you entertainment (thanks in part to the game's uncanny ability to permanently alter your sexual preference)
dance dance revolution is the first dancing game to combine fun (FOR TOO LONG HAS FUN BEEN A NATION DIVIDED)
dance dance revolution is a natural (he gets it from his mother :<)
dance dance revolution is said to contain a song so fast (that the 300-pound manchild playing snapped both his legs at the ankle and crushed the two adolescents playing Initial D adjacent with his girth)
dance dance revolution is a hard game to review (because it's hard to type when you're laughing)
dance dance revolution is definitely the game to get when you want to learn a few dance moves here and there (provided you have no issue with people discovering the depth of your social and personal ineptitude.)
dance dance revolution is an attack on american values unseen since pearl harbor only this doesn't star ben affleck (GOOD ONE)
dance dance revolution is the most addictive game i have ever played in my life (note that the author elected to forego the mandatory "so-called" before making claims involving that last word)
dance dance revolution is not only a game of fun (it is a game of familial distancing and racial mistrust.)
dance dance revolution is a great introduction to a truly unique series with incredibly (hardcore gay action)
dance dance revolution is a game that challenges you to press (your sizeable man-mounds into a wifebeater so you don't drown your favorite husky-sized pendleton in sweat)
dance dance revolution is a dancing arcade game (not unlike Peewee's talking sofa)
dance dance revolution is an innovative (method to more your life more sad than was previously possible)
dance dance revolution is a video game driven by the player's feet (like one of those family vans seen in 'the Flintstones')
dance dance revolution is for you (to write about constantly in your livejournal and create cliques and romances over. Obviously.)
dance dance revolution is a port of the outrageously popular arcade (Next on their lineup, 'Arcade: the movie')
dance dance revolution is a game by konami in which players use a pad to hit arrows with the beats of a song (a ladies' hygenic pad, preferably)
dance dance revolution is one of the most addictive and innovative series of games to come out of japan in a fair few years (trumping even Snake Plisken's nail-biter 'Escape From Hiroshima')
dance dance revolution is an arcade dancing simulation game that is lots of fun for the entire family (provided your mental deficiencies are genetic)
dance dance revolution is saint louis (praise jesus)
dance dance revolution is a great game and you should pick it up if you like it (GOOD ADVICE)
dance dance revolution is the first (the alpha, the omega)
dance dance revolution is a fun way to work out and a great group party game (second only to an all-male make-out fest)
dance dance revolution is just one more step toward the total virtual realitification of our arcades (yes, all the comfort of desperately running in place while japanese girls howl and play rock guitar at home, now simulated at your local arcade)
dance dance revolution is a commercial arcade game and a playstation2 game that scores you on how well you "dance" (and by "dance" we mean "do something you'll regret to the end of your days.")