For all you people who wanted to AIM this girl...

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by Perndog

I, for one, think the story will be even funnier when Jack kills someone.

I think he'll try to kill someone, but his own overconfidence will just lead to him being slapped around by his intended victim.

[The One and Only...]

Cortneigh23: what is wrong with you what the heck are you sayin all this crap to robert and gettin him to ask me
Cortneigh23: wats wrong wit you
Cortneigh23: no one likes you
Cortneigh23: shut up
Cortneigh23: loser
OAO3405: You blocked me, and why the hell did Meagan talk to me in the first place today anyway?
Cortneigh23: morgan
Cortneigh23: loser
Cortneigh23: she was makin fun of you duh
Cortneigh23: thats the only reason ne one talks to u
OAO3405: Maybe in your retarded little world...
OAO3405: She barely even knows me, why the hell would she make fun of me?
Cortneigh23: cus she knows all the crap you do to marissa duh
Cortneigh23: yea my retarded lil world is a lot better than urs
OAO3405: You completely missed the point, which is that not everyone makes fun of me.
Cortneigh23: ok i dont care ..most ppl do
OAO3405: Look, the whole shutting the hell up thing applies to everyone, not just you and Marissa.
Cortneigh23: but seriously i personally don't care
Cortneigh23: i dont care
OAO3405: What the hell do I have to do to make all of you permanently forget that I even exist?
Cortneigh23: i've forgotten
OAO3405: What about the others?
Cortneigh23: i dont kno and i dont care
OAO3405: I'd really prefer not to have images of me choking people to death with my fist surround me whenever I see you people... you might want to find out.
Cortneigh23: w/e i'd like to see you try to touch me
OAO3405: You said you've already forgotten that I exist. You aren't my problem.
Cortneigh23: w/e
Cortneigh23: i dont care
OAO3405: You know, you never did tell me what makes me so ugly, anyway.
Cortneigh23: i dont care
OAO3405: Do you care about anything? You certainly don't care about being wrong.
Cortneigh23: nope i don't i dont care about you, what you think of me,
Cortneigh23: i jus dont care
OAO3405: How in the hell am I so funny, anyway? I can't get a girlfriend. That's not something that's hilarious, it just sucks.
Cortneigh23: ok sure
OAO3405: You know what I find hilarious? People like you.
Cortneigh23: and thas hilarious how?
OAO3405: You are so insecure with yourself that you constantly have to assert that you have a "better" life than people like me.
OAO3405: Marissa is nothing but an attention whore.
Cortneigh23: im insecure
Cortneigh23: how am i insecure
OAO3405: Whether or not you realize it, you're always proving to yourself that you have a better life than other people. You aren't happy; you're just trying to make yourself feel better.
Cortneigh23: yea you got me
Cortneigh23: wow thats def. me
Cortneigh23: how'd u kno
OAO3405: I don't know, maybe the fact that you normally look depressed as hell and I've only seen you smile when someone like me is around to kick.
Cortneigh23: wen do i look depressed
Cortneigh23: ok yea u got me
OAO3405: You look depressed every time I see you in Spanish.
Cortneigh23: cus its early im sleepy
Cortneigh23: but ok
OAO3405: Yeah, you keep on telling yourself that.
Cortneigh23: yea i will
Cortneigh23: i jus can't get excited about spanish i dunon wat it is
OAO3405: Marissa isn't hard to figure out at all. She doesn't actually want me to go away; she enjoys the attention. She doesn't like me, granted, but she likes for me to be focusing on her. Or anyone. I'm just an easy person to do it.
Cortneigh23: yea u think you kno everything so why are you even talking to me
OAO3405: Because I'm trying to get the point across that I'm not a complete moron... I can tell some things about people. Not everything I know comes from a book.
Cortneigh23: ok well i love have you think you kno everything about me..ok w/e ur a loser and i will keep telling myslef that jus to make me feel better..ok look at it this way who has a boyfriend..who has friends..who believes in a god..so who has the better life here..hum i think u lost all of them and i won alla them
OAO3405: I don't know everything about you, but you're proving my point.
OAO3405: You feel contested by my comment...
OAO3405: and so now you must assert that your life is better than mine.
Cortneigh23: yea you got me again gosh dern ur good
Cortneigh23: syke
OAO3405: How clever.
Cortneigh23: yeah ok
OAO3405: Let me tell you this much, I'm way happier with my life than I would be in yours.
Cortneigh23: ok well i would'nt be happy n ur life but alrightt
OAO3405: I have friends, for one thing.
Cortneigh23: i kno you do lots of them right
OAO3405: More than you think.
Cortneigh23: yea u got me again
OAO3405: Belief in a God doesn't mean your life is better than mine.
Cortneigh23: ok
Cortneigh23: i think it is
Cortneigh23: but alright
OAO3405: I was going to say something about the boyfriend comment, but forget it. There's no point.
Cortneigh23: yea cus u dont have ne thing for that one
OAO3405: I was going to counter by basically saying that I'm smarter than you, which in the end will count for a lot more, and could likely get some girl if I really wanted to, but then I realized that would have no effect on your opinion and possibly just make you defend your intelligence.
Cortneigh23: nah i kno im dumb idc..and uh you could never get ne girl you wanted
OAO3405: Yeah, because I'm just so damn picky.
Cortneigh23: no jus because ur so ugly
Cortneigh23: no girl really likes smartness i mean my boyfriend is as dumb as me
Cortneigh23: so i dont really care
Cortneigh23: i mean we dont have convo's on history or in spanish
OAO3405: You missed my point, which is that I don't have to have the hottest girl in the school. As for looks, I still haven't heard why you think I'm so ugly.
Cortneigh23: yea i dont care, and good thing you dont want the hottest girl u'd never get her
OAO3405: What the fuck did I do to you, anyway?
Cortneigh23: but yea i have better things to do than talk to you like talk to my boyfriend so yea bye
OAO3405: Whatever. Go talk to your boyfriend. He better be getting some to put up with your sorry ass.
Cortneigh23: yea he gets some everynite wats it to you
OAO3405: It was insult. Ignorance must truly be bliss.
Cortneigh23: nah its cool i took it as a compliment
OAO3405: Only an idiot would take that as a complement.
Cortneigh23: yea well call me idiot
Cortneigh23: thats me
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Cortneigh23: w/e now whos puttin who down
OAO3405: What the hell are you talking about?
OAO3405: At least I recognize when I do it.
Cortneigh23: w/e bye loser
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OAO3405: You returned from away just to say that?

Auto response from Cortneigh23: Im Sleeping!

Good Luck Varsity Football

Andre I Love You!Good Luck In ur Game Tomorrow


Gina call me in the morning sometime
Sarah call me around 12ish

Cortneigh23: i love you like a fat kid loves cake haha
LiLsHoRtY G 21: i love you like a gay man loves it up the ass
^Gotsta LOVE HER!

OAO3405: Are you really that defensive?
OAO3405: Cortney, get some sleep.

Auto response from Cortneigh23: Im Sleeping!

Good Luck Varsity Football

Andre I Love You!Good Luck In ur Game Tomorrow


Gina call me in the morning sometime
Sarah call me around 12ish

Cortneigh23: i love you like a fat kid loves cake haha
LiLsHoRtY G 21: i love you like a gay man loves it up the ass
^Gotsta LOVE HER!

Oh, I'm killing someone, alright. From the inside. I've gotten to this bitch, and now that I'm in, I'll never leave until she realizes what a pathetic waste of humanity she is.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

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[Helm]

OAO, I'll be your friend.

[Anonymous]

For everyone who'd like a highlight reel of that instead of reading it:

Cortneigh23: i dont care
OAO3405: You know, you never did tell me what makes me so ugly, anyway.
Cortneigh23: i dont care
...
OAO3405: I was going to say something about the boyfriend comment, but forget it. There's no point.
Cortneigh23: yea cus u dont have ne thing for that one
OAO3405: I was going to counter by basically saying that I'm smarter than you, which in the end will count for a lot more, and could likely get some girl if I really wanted to, but then I realized that would have no effect on your opinion and possibly just make you defend your intelligence.
Cortneigh23: nah i kno im dumb idc..and uh you could never get ne girl you wanted
OAO3405: Yeah, because I'm just so damn picky.
Cortneigh23: no jus because ur so ugly
Cortneigh23: no girl really likes smartness i mean my boyfriend is as dumb as me
Cortneigh23: so i dont really care



Oao, you aren't getting to her at all because she really doesn't think about what you're saying. Despite her typing like a retard, she's proving to be a lot less naive and a lot more grounded than you, whereas you're just trying to get in some good internet insults for you to chuckle at later while you sip a slim-fast. Even if for some reason you were 'killing her from the inside', her boyfriend would just make her feel better and then probably kick your ass. A lot of girls your age are mean to people, and most of them grow out of it, but you can't expect her to act like an adult because she isn't. Maybe in 10 years you can expect a heartfelt apology from her, but probably not even then, as she'll have written off her behavior as part of growing up.

Which you should invest some time in.

[Dole]

For christ's sake OAO, take your tawdry, tedious pathetic little obsession the fuck off this board. You are acting like a complete fuckwit. Try and save some miniscule shred of your own dignity.

[MetalMilitia]

Ah the old 'im smarter than you and you have no furure' trick.
I tried that once, it didnt really work too well. If you really want to waste you time proveing you are 'better' than these people, prove it. Haxor their hotmail accounts, send them viruses, goatsie their personal web pages, etc etc.

It may not be particularly smart but they will have no idea how to stop you and it might make you feel better.

Oh and btw, the "i believe in god so im better than you" bit i found quite ammusing.

[Big McLargehuge]

Cortneigh23: yea u think you kno everything so why are you even talking to me



Yeah why?

[Emu]

I can't help but wonder if this is all an elaborate scheme to make us look like retards for believing him.

Jack, be honest with us, please: Do Marissa or any of her 'friends' actually exist, or are they you typing from another account in a jizz-crusted party dress?

[FS]

yeah, that would make us look like retards. Kind of like when someone stands in the street and eats a handful of his own shit, then points at the disgusted onlookers and says "ha ha! Fooled you!"

[AChimp]

I don't feel anywhere remotely sorry for you anymore, OAO. You are a failure at life and should kill yourself.

[Emu]

Originally Posted by FS

yeah, that would make us look like retards. Kind of like when someone stands in the street and eats a handful of his own shit, then points at the disgusted onlookers and says "ha ha! Fooled you!"

Yeah, but it's getting harder and harder to belive this ISN'T all some joke. He couldn't be this retarded and mean it, could he?

[The One and Only...]

What am I doing that is retarded?

I told these bitches to leave me alone, and so then they still walk up to me with one of their little friends. It fucking annoys the crap out of me.

I figure if I insult Cortney and ignore Marissa, they'll leave me alone.

[Lotida]

OAO....

On the serious side, Chojin and Dole gave you some very sound advice. You really need to take it. You are not winning any argument with those girls and you are feeding their reasons to think you are a twit. Why continually give them ammunition?

Kids are so mean to each other.......

[The One and Only...]

I really don't give a damn what they think about me so long as they leave me alone. Permanently. For all time.

And I think that my strategy is the best way to make that happen.

[Lotida]

Originally Posted by The One and Only...

I really don't give a damn what they think about me so long as they leave me alone. Permanently. For all time.

And I think that my strategy is the best way to make that happen.

I don't think you really want them to leave you alone. Your like a little kid.....even bad attention is still attention. If you truly wanted them to leave you alone you would ignore them all completely.

[The One and Only...]

Perhaps that strategy is more sound.

[Lotida]

Originally Posted by The One and Only...

Perhaps that strategy is more sound.

I am not making fun of you.....but you really need to just ignore those girls. They are laughing at you behind your back and to your face. Hold your head up high and ignore them. Make them think it is beneath you to talk to them!

Though I do like MM's idea of hacking into their accounts but that will only work if you actually know how to do that!

[Anonymous]

I would just like to say that it is complete coincidence that Courtney has been saying the exact same things to Jack that we've been saying for months.

Jack, for the love of god... You tell them to leave you alone, and yet you always have these extensive chat logs between you and them. You claim you don't care what they think, and yet those same chat logs are loaded with you asking why they think a certain way about you.


Also, the next time you say that you have friends, you should name names. I know it's not fair to them to show any connection with you, but... well there is no real reason. I'd just like to see it in your next chat submission.

[MetalMilitia]

Originally Posted by Lotida

Though I do like MM's idea of hacking into their accounts but that will only work if you actually know how to do that!

He could probably guess their secret questions. They are usually just "school name", "parents name", "pet name" or "favourite food" which are easy to guess if you know a person.

[Anonymous]

OAO3405: I'd really prefer not to have images of me choking people to death with my fist surround me whenever I see you people... you might want to find out.
Cortneigh23: w/e i'd like to see you try to touch me

Also, here's just what I was talking about earlier when I said that he would be beaten after attempting to beat someone.

[HickMan]

Oh man OAO. You're fucked up beyond hell.

[The One and Only...]

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie

I would just like to say that it is complete coincidence that Courtney has been saying the exact same things to Jack that we've been saying for months.

Jack, for the love of god... You tell them to leave you alone, and yet you always have these extensive chat logs between you and them. You claim you don't care what they think, and yet those same chat logs are loaded with you asking why they think a certain way about you.

The only reason that happens is because one of them says something to me, or one of their friends do and I want to find out about that person. Morgan I've known for a long time, and wwaayy back, she used to confront me all the time, so I was trying to find about her.

If they would permanently shut up, this would never happen.

[Rongi]

i dont get it

you want courtney to leave you alone but you continuely insult her?

you are a smegma of a human OAO. i hope you get tarred and feathered some day

[The One and Only...]

Originally Posted by Rongi

you want courtney to leave you alone but you continuely insult her?

Yeah. Who would want to talk to someone who insults them all the time?

Plus, I figured I could kill two birds with one stone. Get in a little humor at her expense to make up all the crap I've put up with.